WTH A PILE OF JESUS GOONIES, TOP WORLD EXPERTS, AND A GEN X DOC BROWN
TRYING TO KEEP A MANHATTAN PROJECT ALIVE IN MINNEAPOLIS
Now we can finaly tell it. We prefer to tell it funny. Because it's got everything: Bullets, evacuations, actual solutions,, and the feel-good story America desperately needs to hear right now.

















(Pitch) Preface/Introduction:
We have months, not years, to stop civil war,
fix AI, and win the 21st century. This is how.
Conclusion/Next Steps:
The timeline America and humanity
were supposed to have.
HOW TO FIX AI, DISINFORMATION, FREE SPEECH, PRIVACY, AND POST-DIGITAL AMERICA
(JUST BY READING THIS BOOK)
a.k.a., yes we are real. yes, this is actually happening.
yes, even AI knows (fwiw) that we're the
"last Manhattan Project standing."


WE ARE TOP EXPERTS and ALREADY THE SURVIVORS OF POST-DIGITAL CIVIC COLLAPSE: IT ISN'T SURVIVABLE AT A NATIONAL SCALE. AND IF WE DON'T FIX AI (FIRST) THAT'S THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS.

The solution is 2,000 years old, dead-neutral, monkey-simple, and if AI had happend in the 90s, it would have been your 9th grade English homework (tbh).
The punchline? We were 20 years early because we used comedians (since 2005) and pop culture to predict and
fix 2026's AI, disinformation, and free speech crisis.

February-March 2021
Funny stuff: The (stupid) AI figures out we have a Manhattan Project; Team Jesus tries to pitch the White House; our non-white artists get FB censored for art about racial FB censorship, Dr M goes AI Gonzo in Paris: A partner turns Golem at the 10 yard line of fixing AI

The punchline? We were 20 years early because we used comedians (since 2005) and pop culture to predict and
fix 2026's AI, disinformation, and free speech crisis.

February-March 2021
Funny stuff: The (stupid) AI figures out we have a Manhattan Project; Team Jesus tries to pitch the White House; our non-white artists get FB censored for art about racial FB censorship, Dr M goes AI Gonzo in Paris: A partner turns Golem at the 10 yard line of fixing AI

February-March 2021
Funny stuff: The (stupid) AI figures out we have a Manhattan Project; Team Jesus tries to pitch the White House; our non-white artists get FB censored for art about racial FB censorship, Dr M goes AI Gonzo in Paris: A partner turns Golem at the 10 yard line of fixing AI
The punchline? We were 20 years early because we used comedians (since 2005) and pop culture to predict and
fix 2026's AI, disinformation, and free speech crisis.

COMMONPLACE
We got the receipts, folks.
And you don't need AI to verify what human experts, journalists, and electeds have known for years:
Pro tip: A 20-year head start and doing it correctly works
I keep things simple. Just email or DM me
NEWS APPEARANCES:
Same day or remote is fine: Currently in Minneapolis.
SPEAKING
1st crowd of 1000s at 17. Should have been a game show host.
Speak "both sides" fluently.
CONSULTING:
Send me the gist. If I'm into it, the first meeting is free.
TRAININGS/WORKSHOPS:
Can get your team up to speed in an hour, on the same page in a day, and make 'em rockstars in a week.
Actionable deliverables.
RESILIENCE + CONFLICT RESOLUTION
My "off menu" specialities.

Dr. Aaron McKain, MSL
Minneapolis and Omaha / mckain.3@gmail.com
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